It’s coming up on murder season and I’m like “who the hell really needs a valid reason?’
I mean not literally I just need a place to like, shave off some misery
I won’t do it and it’s clear but there’s a lot of motherfuckers that need to disappear
It’s just what the doctor ordered, get ‘em sorted and send them straight to mortal coil, deported
That’s the way it’s gotta be and we might get efficient and start dropping by threes
The Cadillac of caviars, the champagne of Cadillacs, the good days have disappeared, the nights of pure black are back
And you used to be so polished until that piece of shit came along and ruined you in college
And people vary for what they’re worth and it’s scary right at first but leave them buried in the dirt
And sure it sounds insane but it’s easy to explain, most people are a drain
So who would you dispose of and leave their family mourning over cheap bouquets of rosebuds?
I can think of baker’s dozens, vacant husbands and folks that manipulate through loving
We’re talking blunt force trauma or choking some bastard out until he’s screaming for his mama
I know we’ve all considered it but to publicly confess man, you’d have to be an idiot
Just get drunk on some rye, grab a shovel and rope and fill the trunk full of lye
Then drive to woods, dig a real lazy hole, have a smoke and you’re good
You know the story’s all glory, you’re getting older, shit is colder you don’t even feel sorry
The Cadillac of caviars, the champagne of Cadillacs, the good days have disappeared, the nights of pure black are back
And you used to be so polished until that piece of shit came along and ruined you in college
It’s coming up on murder season and I’m like “who the hell really needs a valid reason?’
I mean not literally I just need a place to like, shave off some misery
I won’t do it and it’s clear but there’s a lot of motherfuckers that need to disappear
It’s just what the doctor ordered, get ‘em sorted and send them straight to mortal coil, deported
And people vary for what they’re worth and it’s scary right at first but leave them buried in the dirt
And sure it sounds insane but it’s easy to explain, most people are a drain
So who would you dispose of and leave their family mourning over cheap bouquets of rosebuds?
And you used to be so polished until that piece of shit came along and ruined you in college